The Runaway

runaway When I was four years old, I ran away from home.  I can’t quite recall why.  It may have been due to the spanking I received when my Mom thought I stuck my tongue out at her when I really stuck it out at a spider.  Mom’s uncle, Unk, was visiting us.

I loaded my dolls and my books into my doll carriage and moved into the garage.

Dad arrived home and came to see me in the garage.  He quietly explained that although the garage was detached from the house, it was still on their property and if I really wanted to run away from home, I would have to move totally off the property.  He thought he’d convinced me to come back into the house.

I loaded my dolls and my books into my doll carriage and proceeded to move across the street to my friend’s house.  Dad watched me cross our quiet street.

Years later I learned that Mom, Dad and Unk figured I’d come home soon.  When I didn’t, Unk suggested that if they, rather loudly, got into the car and slowly backed down the driveway, I would show up.  Nope.  That didn’t work. They drove around the block but still no sign of me.  Dad finally had to come to my friend’s house to get me.

That was one of many of battles of wills. All of us – BullMom, Dad and me – were born under the sign of Taurus, the Bull. 

The Arrest

Every summer the town of Claresholm enacts water rationing.  Southern Alberta is often very hot, very dry and very, very windy.

My scariest memory was the day the uniformed town cop knocked on the back porch door of our house. My three-year-old-self saw my dad hide behind the entranceway door to the kitchen and say to my Mom, “Tell him I’ve gone to Timbuktu”.

Policeman

Mom found me in the bedroom sobbing my eyes out because I thought my dad was going to jail.  I’m not sure how I knew about the concept of jail then, but somehow I did.

My dad had been caught watering his vegetable garden outside of assigned watering hours. The penalty?  The town cop invited himself in for coffee.